Bruce Willis to Rebuild Soldier Lodge with Solar Design

Posted By: Steve Bellamy on July 12, 2009 9:20 am

Modern day rat packer (Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, etc) and former flame of Brat Packer Demi Moore who’s now cuddling with (what comes after Brat?) Ashton Kutcher… is going to have a passive solar design at his new Soldier Lodge remodel in Idaho.   No word if they are going to be serving Tofu Stroganoff or Tempe Spiccoli in the dining area as of yet, but we can only pray.

The new lodge will have a Western flair.  Large windows will be facing the slopes that will double as great viewing and a passive solar doorway.  The old planks will be traded up for pavers which will be easier for skiers to navigate and less vulnerable to the next fire.  Willis  has agreed to play harmonica every Wednesday Night from 7:00PM until 9:00PM and Woody Allen will be playing clarinet on Friday Nights from 8:00PM until Midnight.  No word yet on the John Goodman and John C Reilly Barbershop Quartets on Sunday afternoons.

Kudo’s from the Ski Industry to Mr. Diehard for jumping all over this and getting that mountain quickly back in the plank sliding form!  Everyone go rent Fast Food Nation to catch his performance as Harry Rydell.