Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fight Over Children’s Food

Posted By: Steve Bellamy on July 22, 2009 9:12 pm

Mammoth Mountain skiers, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are purportedly involved in what is the newest cruncher of marital bliss – their childrens diet.  As it has become apparent over the years that eating meat is not the best thing in the world for the person eating it – it has also become clear that it is terrible for the environment (also not the best thing in the world for the cow, chicken, pig or beagle if you are in  some places in Asia.)  The meat industry reportedly causes more global warming than all the worlds transportation combined.   Some of the smartest scientists and people in the world are claiming that changing to a vegetarian diet is the single best thing a human being can do for the environment. 

Now more and more couples on opposite sides of the balance sheet are feeling the impact of this divide.  In the Brad Pitt / Angelina Jolie equation – Mr. Pitt is an ardent vegetarian and very concerned with Global Warming while Ms. Jolie is in favor of the freedom to feed her children the rotting, decaying carcasses of animals of the past (or the PG version hamburgers.)  Challenging things for the Pitt / Jolie clan as they now have 6 kids.

Since Global Warming = less snow and eating meat = more Global Warming – cut it down or cut it out and our children’s children will be able to shush fall lines of Mammoth Mountain, Vail, Telluride, Deer Valley, Jackson Hole, et al. 

Respectively ask Ms. Jolie for some flexibility on this one.  If he wants to bring cheerleaders home to role play – whack him in the nuggets.  If he blows all your money in Reno – Cross bow to the forehead.  If he wants the kids to eat a diet that is proven to be healthier for them, for the planet and will mean they will have longer lives – that is the battle you might want to give on.

Oh yea – could you make a new Lara Croft?  Those are amazing!