Obama Birth Certificate Found!

Posted By: Zeke Piestrup on July 29, 2009 3:10 pm

The conspiracy-movement “birthers” may no longer have a leg (or ski) to stand on.  The growing controversy about the legitimacy of President Barack Obama’s birth certificate will now intensify with this incredible piece of hearsay.  And in the world of conspiracy movements, whether it’s Birthers or Truthers, hearsay is completely admissible in the open forum court of nut jobs.

Here are the details:

I heard from a friend who overheard a blonde-haired girl at Ralph’s Supermarket talking about her Ski Patrol boyfriend.  Well, it turns out her boyfriend had heard from a snowboarder friend who had hiked to the top of Snowbird to make some turns on few patches of snow remaining.  This snowboarder found a key to a safe deposit box for a nearby bank.  He gave the key to a friend to check it out and the snowboarder heard from that friend that the box contained a piece of paper with three numbers: 43, 34, 54.  The first thought was these numbers represented a Brick House, but another photograph in the deposit box revealed the true meaning of these numbers.  It was a picture of a children’s safe at Oak Elementary in Hawaii.  The friend of the snowboarder texted his surfer buddy in Hawaii who went to Oak, found the safe, dialed the combo…

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