Harrison Ford Pilots Away from Aircraft Owners

Posted By: Steve Bellamy on August 2, 2009 11:51 am

Jackson Holio, Harrison Ford is a pilot, a hot babe getter (Carlista Flockhardt,) gigantic movie star, an avid skier and mountain dude and has been the honorary chairman of the EAA, a recreational aviation association for 6 years.  Indiana, I mean Harrison the shusher of Jackson Holes rocking ski slopes and tricky lines is now stepping down from that role.  He was honored at their AirVenture Gathering of Eagles dinner that raised more than $1.8 million dollars for the Young Eagles program.  That’s a lot of smack!

Ford said in comments that he will still be supporting the organization, but in different roles and that it was time to let some new blood get in there.  Obviously since the Indiana Jones gig pays so well – no new blood needed there.  He said he will continue to take young flyers up.

When asked by The Ski Channel, what he was going to be doing with all this excess time he has on his hands, he answered, “Why would I talk to you losers.  I’ve got a smokin hot TV star babe as my main squeeze and I’m worth 100′s of millions of dollars.  Every guy on the planet wants to be me and every babe wants to be with me.  I barely have to even talk to the big networks.”

The Ski Channel representative immediately started crying and called his Mom for support.