Sarah Palin Responds to Divorce Rumors (Satire)

Posted By: Steve Bellamy on August 2, 2009 8:48 am

Sarah Palin, the hottest thing in politics since…uh.  Have their been any other babes in Politics?  So she might have bent a few rules.   Did she really bend anymore rules than Ferris Bueller?  And he did that all in a day.  What was his penalty marrying Sarah Jessica Parker?  Maybe Sarah Palin didn’t go to Wordsmith U.  But is Palin our female Dan Quayle? 

Dan Quayle said…

   “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”

   “What a waste it is to lose ones mind.  Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful.  How true that is.”

or how’s about

   “It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”

Sarah did give us…

   “They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is a hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.”

   “I’m the Mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t.”

i still give the nod to Palin in Wordsmith Wrestlemanioff 2009.  Did she bend the rules more than Billy H. Clinton?  The (H) is for “Hello Ladies.”  I don’t think so.

Sarah Palin has now come out and said that she and lovebunny Todd Palin are not getting a divorce.  You can’t come out and say that and then actually get divorced can you?  No one would be that dumb???

I say we all focus one thing and all the other issues fade away.  ‘How freakin hot is Sarah Palin?’  Some people were put on this world to build rockets.  Some people were put here to educate our future generations.  Some were meant be seen!

 

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