More Sex, More Ski, Longer Life

Posted By: The Ski Channel on August 13, 2009 4:20 pm

Ever heard of Dr. Oz? He’s a frequent guest Doctor on Oprah, and he’s actually getting his own show next month, The Dr. Oz Show. The Doctor is ordering more sex, and if Oprah tells me to listen to the Doctor, I’m all ears. According to several studies, it has been proven that doubling the amount of sex you have will increase your life expectancy. Because having a good day of skiing is on par with having a good day of sex, I’m gonna go ahead and make the connection that more skiing will also help you live longer. Apparently, men just need some form of physical sex, while women need to be nurtured and cuddled and other words I don’t understand. BS! Sure, we all like to have tender, lovey-dovey moments, but sometimes, women just need to get nailed too. Am I right? Can I get a Hallelujah? While men and women may operate differently on many levels, I think it’s time we all wake up to the fact that many women like to do the nasty just as much as men do. For the next study, let’s see see if skiing or snowboarding will help you live longer? Or…which one is more like having sex? 

 

 

 

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