Obama Assassination Coming?

Posted By: The Ski Channel on August 14, 2009 9:11 am

Let’s hope not, but with Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme out of prison today…it’s possible! Fromme was in prison for 30 years for pointing a gun at President Gerald Ford in 1975. She was a member of the Charles Manson clan and is clearly a crazy scary gal. If she tried to get Ford, she may try to get Obama! We have a soft spot in our hearts here at The Ski Channel for our president, considering a few months ago he named Cross-Country Skiing as the new national past time, replacing baseball. He also has a passion for vintage skis and the history of the sport, saying earlier this year: “That is the thing about a nice pair of classic skis – they are timeless.” Right on! Protect this man! Don’t let the psycho Manson clan chick take him out!! I suppose there are other reasons why we’d want to protect him other than the skiing thing, but…you know…we really dig skiing over here…