Crooner Ski Babe Shania Twain Dating Ex-Husband’s, Mistress’s Ex-Husband?

Posted By: Steve Bellamy on August 29, 2009 12:15 am

First Shania Twain was a Canadian hottie, crooner babe who skied her Canadian homeland.  Then she became a country singer.  Then she married Mutt Lange. Lange is one of the most famous record producers of all time and has recorded everyone.  Bryan Adams, Def Leppard, a little Aussie band called AC/DC, Boomtown Rats, Foreigner, Graham Parker, The Corrs, The Cars, Michael Bolton, Maroon 5 and skier babe Shania were a few of his acts.  Did we forget Loverboy?  Yes he even produced a Loverboy record.

Anyhoo, Shania married the consol knob turner and they made music together.  When Shania got tired of the fame, they took their gazillions and bought a castle in Switzerland so Shania could ski all the time.  Somewhere in there they joined Sant Mat.  Some call it a cult.  Others call it a movement.  What do we know?  But the two grew apart and Mutt reportedly ended up with Shania’s best friend.  

Alrighty then are you ready for the wierd?  Now Shania is spending deep quality time with the ex-husband of the ex-best friend that Mutt was supposedly indulging in.  Huh?  And there are those who firmly believe they might be tying the knot.

You know wife swap is a prime time show.  They could just take it there.

Shania is the coolest.  Mutt produced Back in Black for gosh sakes.  Lets hope they’re all in a better place and skiing!