Cubicle relief with some ski jokes

Posted By: The Ski Channel on October 23, 2009 9:40 am

It’s either the morning or early afternoon depending on where you may be right now, but since it’s Friday and we’re counting down until the weekend, perhaps it’s time for an early edition of our series: Cubicle Relief. This episode: ski and snowboard jokes!

Disclaimer: These might be bad. I tend to think most jokes are funnier than they really are…so if you have better ones, leave them in the comment section and we’ll post them! Thanks to Ted Amenta and EpicSki for these.

What’s the difference between a ski instructor and God?

                     God doesn’t think he’s a ski instructor.

What’s the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?

                     3 days.

How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

                   9. 1 to screw it in, and 8 to say “Nice turns!”

How can you tell who the ski instructor is in a room full of people?

                  You don’t have to. He’ll tell you.

What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend?

                  Homeless.

Why are most snowboard jokes one-liners?

                 So skiers can understand them.

Oh, snap!!

 

 

 

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