Rachel Uchitel willing to take lie detector test to clear her and Tiger Woods

Posted By: The Ski Channel on December 1, 2009 5:57 am

Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress, is so confident that there is nothing going on between her and the golfing superstar that she’s willing to take a lie detector test to prove it. Let’s just hope her hotness doesn’t melt the machine.

She told the New York Post: “This is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true. I told the [National] Enquirer and Star that it wasn’t true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test.”

Rachel claims that this whole story broke because of a lie told by a scorned “aquaintance” of hers. You know when you’re at an apres ski party, and you bring your friend who skied for the first time that day? Everyone is chill at the party except for your friend who feels like he has to impress everyone, so he starts being all loud and obnoxious, telling stories that aren’t true about his abilities and what he did (or most likely didn’t do) that day. You ask him to tone it down, and that makes him amp it up even more…yea, we all know that guy.

Well, apparently, this girl who broke the false story is like our rookie skier. Plus, this chick was allegedly paid $25,000 to break the story. 

“She had a personal reason to make this up. She got herself invited on a trip that I went on [to Europe]. She conducted herself in a manner that was so embarrassing that the trip ended after a day. It was a total nightmare,” Uchitel says. “I saw her again last week in Vegas. I was embarrassed by her behavior. She fell down the stairs at the restaurant because she was so wasted. She’s a train wreck.”

And referring to the media blitz this story has cause, Rachel commented: “It’s horrible to Tiger’s family. His wife must feel horrible. The worst part of it, it’s not true.”