Tiger bombshell that is hard to believe

Posted By: Steve Bellamy on December 2, 2009 6:08 am

Tiger, what are you not looking at when you wake up in the morning?  Elin Nordegren is the hottest thing on the planet.  She is a Swedish ski baby.  You guys have a place in Jackson Hole near the ski resort.  You have a bazillion dollars. 

A cocktail waitress on a lame television series?  Come on dude.  Get your butt down to Zales and grab up the Kobe special if she’ll take it.  Take all the golf clubs out of the house or buy one of those suits that they use to train the attack German Shepards.

So the first truly piece of damning news came today on usmagazine.com.  It isn’t steamy bedside video, but it is Tiger leaving a message on Jaimee Grubbs answering machine and it says the following.  “Hey, it’s Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favor.  Can you please take your name off your phone?  My wife went through my phone and may be calling you.  So if you can, please take your name off that.  Just have it as a number on the voicemail.  You got to do this for me.  Huge.  Quickly.  Bye.”

Why on Earth if he felt he had to do this thing would he pick Jaimee Grubbs.  If you had to pick the prototype for someone ruining your life, it would have to be her.  Was the girl worried that Rachel Uchitel was going to steal her thunder, so she had to act fast to expose?  Her 3 minutes of fame on Tool Academy wasn’t enough and she had to get the full 15?

Unfortunately, US Magazine has the entire torrid 31 month escapade in print and on newsstands right now.  Where is Arlis when you need him?

And now it seems that Tiger has issued an apology that sounds a lot like a confession. Click the link to read it.