If you haven’t done this, you know someone who has. The story is always the same.
“Dude, you, like, you think, like, my tongue will actually freeze to this pole?”
“Nah dude, that stuff’s just in the movies and stuff.”
“I dunno man, I think it would like, totally freeze.”
“Well, only one way to find out man!”
And then it happens.
Spencer Pratt, of…well, I’m not really sure why he’s famous…but anyway, he showed us what’s worse than freezing your tongue to a pole on a ski trip. How about playing tug of war with your dog and biting a hole through your tongue because of it?
Yea, that’s what happened to good ol’ Spence. He was playing tug of war with his Pomeranian (insert small dog joke here) when he put the rope in his mouth. Guess he wanted to even the playing field or something…
The rope slipped after a while, and he literally bit a hole through his tongue and needed several stitches. Good job Spence. Way to make everyone here feel just that much smarter.