Congratulations to all of last night’s Oscar winners!! Being in “show-business” here at The Ski Channel, we like to think of ourselves as exclusive Hollywood insiders. Are we really? Well…no.
But, that doesn’t mean we can’t pretend like we know all of Hollywood’s biggest stars. So, if we had been invited to the Oscars last night, here’s how our interview of best actress winner Sandra Bullock would have gone:
TSC: “Sandra, congratulations on this huge honor! You totally deserve it! What an awesome performance you gave in ‘The Blind Side’.
Sandra: “I’m sorry, who are you? And is that a real press pass? It looks more like a piece of construction paper with marker on it”.
TSC: “Um, well, don’t worry about that, they were out of the other types of passes…anyway, Sandra, how do you plan on celebrating this great win? The conditions in Jackson Hole, Wyoming are great right now. We were thinking you’d head to your home up there and get some great skiing in. Whadda ya say?”
Sandra: “You know, I hadn’t thought of that…but now that you mention it, it does seem high time for a ski trip. I think I will head up there. Thanks, creepy fake-press guy!”
TSC: “And thank you, sexy Celebrity Babe of Snow“.
Sandra: “Excuse me?”