A lot of skiers and snowboarders, especially beginners, prefer to ride on groomed slopes. Some women prefer their nether-regions to also be groomed. I hope you like that ski connection, because I had to comment on this story coming out of Florida today. A woman was charged in an auto crash that she caused because she was giving herself a bikini shave while driving. The 37-year old was in a rush to meet her boyfriend and wanted to be “prepared” for their encounter.
Interestingly, her ex-husband was in the passenger seat. He took the wheel while she groomed. Perhaps he couldn’t keep his eyes on the road or something, because as soon as he started driving, they crashed into the back of a pickup truck. The shaving woman and her ex were unharmed, but the two people in the pickup suffered minor injuries. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it,” Trooper Gary Dunick said.
This highly cautious driver was convicted of drunk driving THE DAY BEFORE and her license was suspended. Her car was supposed to be impounded. So, she was charged with driving with a revoked licence, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.