Cocaine users make global warming worse

Posted By: The Ski Channel on March 15, 2010 6:00 pm

And global warming contributes to the depletion of our ski areas…so therefore it can be deduced that if our ski areas all melt, we can blame cocaine users. Pretty flawless logic if you ask me.

Seriously though, a study was released by the Mirror in the UK stating that the devastation of Colombian rainforests due to massive cocaine production is directly making global warming worse. Check it out:

“Cocaine users were last night accused of helping to make global warming worse.

MPs on the home affairs select committee said the drug was devastating Colombian rainforests because trees are knocked down to grow coca plants.

Group chairman Keith Vaz said: “We were horrified to learn for every few lines of cocaine snorted in a London club, four square metres of rainforest is destroyed.”

Un Office on Drugs and Crime chief Antonio Maria Costa added: “Europeans know they shouldn’t buy blood diamonds or clothes made by slaves in sweatshops.”

So, if you wanna keep skiing, put down the blow folks. Totally not worth it. Again, gotta say how proud I am of my flawless and skin tight logic with this one.