George W. Bush, still looking for those weapons of mass destruction, was visiting the earthquake ravaged island of Haiti this week with Bill Clinton. In a video that can only be described as elitistly-odd, the W is shown wiping his hand off on former pres Clinton after shaking hands with a Haitian. The W is a notorious germ-freak, so we’ll excuse the war-starter for his apparent belittling gesture. Imagine if he rode a chairlift with a Haitian? He’d have to roll around to make a snow angel immediately at the top of the lift! Yes, the W obviously believes in Cooties.