Sandra Bullock proves skiers are more badass than golfers

Posted By: The Ski Channel on March 26, 2010 8:42 am

“If I were Elin [Nordegren], man, I would have hit a lot more than she did. I would have kept hitting”.

Eerie, foreshadowing words from Sandra Bullock weeks before her husband’s infidelity was revealed. Many parallels are being made between Tiger Woods and Jesse James (Sandra’s husband). Not only did they both allegedly cheat, but in both cases, more mistresses seem to pop up everyday. So why are we talking about Sandra Bullock and Tiger Woods on The Ski Channel? Sandra is a skier who frequents one of our favorite ski spots quite often…Jackson Hole. It’s honestly one of the most gorgeous areas of the whole country, and it has some of the gnarliest skiing. Corbet’s Couloir in Jackson has been named one of the country’s “scariest runs”.

By publicly admitting that she would have beaten the crap out of Tiger with a golf club, Sandra confirms what we’ve known all along. Skiers are badass and will take down a golfer anytime, anywhere. “Yea, [Elin] stopped, she was respectable. I’d get out the baseball bat, I’d get everything out”, Sandra added.

Not to say that Elin Nordegren isn’t badass…girl has been through the ringer and we have tons of admiration and respect for her. We hope she can get through this debacle OK. All we’re saying is that if Sandra, a hardcore Jackson Hole skier, were there that night instead of Elin…Tiger may not have survived.

We’ll see what she has in store for Jesse. The end of a ski pole can get pretty sharp.