Santa ditches duties for fresh pow & rails at Aspen-Snowmass

Posted By: Zeke Piestrup on December 24, 2009 12:05 pm

Thousands, if not millions, of good kids will not have thier Christmas wishes fulfilled.  Declaring that he has “better things to do,” Santa Claus took an impromptu trip to Aspen-Snowmass.  Over a foot of fresh December snow was simply too much for the Fat Man to pass up.  Understandably Mrs. Claus is not stoked. 

“While he’s out there jibbin’, I’m back here cleanin’ up his mess,” Mrs. Claus told the AP.  That “mess” is matching gifts to housands of lists from children around the globe.  But, for Mrs. Claus, there’s simply not enough time to clean up the oldest newschooler’s mess.

He’s gone from the big gift giver to a one ski quiver.  Santa Claus is no longer the “ho ho ho” sayer, but a terrain park slayer!


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